You're Under Arrest!

  1. No, I don't know who you are.
  2. No, I don't care who you know.
  3. Yes, you do pay my salary.
  4. Yes, you can have my job.
  5. No, I don't have anything better to do.
  6. Yes, I arrest real criminals sometimes.
  7. No, I'm not picking on you because you're _______.
  8. No, I can't give you a break.
  9. No, I don't know your friend.
  10. Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
  11. Yes, you probably will never do it again.
  12. No, we can't talk about it.
  13. Yes, it does make me happy.
  14. Yes, you will see me in court.

Your Arresting Officer
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