A Letter From Eden Prairie

Hello!
I thought I'd write you a letter and let you know I'm alive and well and still living in Eden Prairie.
There's aliens landing everywhere
I think they're after the beer!
So what;s new with you?
My nose keeps dropping off (Nothing new there!)
My wife keeps spending all our money on porcelain rabbits
And I can't find my house anymore!
I was talking to a gal on Hennepin Avenue last night
She said she was related to Madonna
I asked her "Which one?"
Nothing ever changes here
The people are so obtuse!
Oh and guess what?
I've taken a job in Wales
I'm going to be the resident polterguist in the House of Lords
Please send me a postcard
Or an albino
I collect them.

- Elwood, 1999
Somewhere in Eden Prairie
Over the edge
(Near the trees)